Aaaaaaaaaaah...does anyone have some Vicodin or something? This needs livening up.
Well, full marks to Ukraine for manfully elbowing the USA out of its coveted spot at the very back of the 32-team peloton, though they may not get a chance to settle in if Saudi Arabia has anything to say about it.
I'm likely to be out of action for most of today—doing "work," see?—but as my old comrade Mr. Scruffins helpfully pointed out in the Comments to the post below, there's a far superior going concern here.
Forza Poland! Someone has to stand up for the Slavs now that Ukraine and Serbia+Separatists have done their worst.